" Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'
Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'"
rosenkrieger
I ::lol::'d. I'll have to post some when i get home
WBurke17
You guys now have access to a couple new areas... Enjoy
balam
Yeah Warren... especially since you spammed it with some funny funny things !
TheJackal
WBurke17 wrote:
You guys now have access to a couple new areas... Enjoy
heh i try to stay out of there wouldnt wanna go and get myself in any trouble now
Johnny
Married life.
A wife woke up in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the house. She heard sobbing coming from the basement. After turning on the light and descendiing the stairs, she found her husband curled up into a little ball, sobbing. "Honey, whats wrong?", she asked, worried about what could hurt him so much. "Remember, 20 years ago, I got you pregnant?".... "And your father threathened me to marry you or go to jail?",,,,,"Yes, of course", she replied. "Well, I would have been released tonight!".
wouldnt wanna go and get myself in any trouble now