Steven
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Unofficial possible party announcment...The Cacoseraph Alternative Universe Unofficial SCABIES BBQ Going Away Party.
Place: My house.
Date: Not declared as of yet. (Note: it would be better if we do it before he leaves. If not the the event name will be changed to: Ding-Dong! the Gray Witch is Gone! Party".
Time: Most likely a later event ...itsa party.
Ok..only Xfactor (so far) that plagues me plan... wife is heading to Orleans again for a new gig ..and I may be heading down there for a quick visit ...3 or 4 weeks from now..??..just not sure yet.
So.. interested in date/time opinions, turn out possibilities etc.
Friend of mine has already volunteered his souped-up windowless black van, ski-masks, stun guns, halothane, etc ...to pick Andrew up and make sure he gets here on time, mostly intact.
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cacoseraph
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just don't stun me in the junk and we are all cool
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WBurke17
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can we get you sooo drunk that you pass out and shave your head..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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cacoseraph
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i'm a sissy when it comes to drinking... but i am going to be cutting myhair pretty short again so i wouldn't get *that* pissed
i have a lumpy skull, though.... it just can not be construed as attractive in any light
... man, wouldn't it be funny if you shaved your head and found a tat that you didn't know about. i'm probably one of the kind of ppl that could actually happen to hehehe
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sick4x4
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damn im going to miss a chance again to chill at stevens....
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TheJackal
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I got the 40's, uh bottle of Jack, and plenty of astro-glide 
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Steven
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| TheJackal wrote: | | ... and plenty of astro-glide |
jeeese ...well then, your invited.  
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Steven
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Wow ...no one else interested in a party?
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cacoseraph
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| Steven wrote: | | Wow ...no one else interested in a party? |
perhaps your reputation proceeds you?
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Steven
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| cacoseraph wrote: | | Steven wrote: | | Wow ...no one else interested in a party? |
perhaps your reputation proceeds you? |
Which one?
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ogershok
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We should have a party before he goes and another one when he returns as Gandalf the White.
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rosenkrieger
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I could probably go. Never met him, but I guess this would be the last chance.
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cacoseraph
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| Steven wrote: | | cacoseraph wrote: | | Steven wrote: | | Wow ...no one else interested in a party? |
perhaps your reputation proceeds you? |
Which one? |
the penchant for freerange widows =P
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BamBaboons
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| cacoseraph wrote: | | Steven wrote: | | cacoseraph wrote: | | Steven wrote: | | Wow ...no one else interested in a party? |
perhaps your reputation proceeds you? |
Which one? |
the penchant for freerange widows =P |
maybe that's the real reason no one wants to come to my place XD
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Steven
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| cacoseraph wrote: |
the penchant for freerange widows =P |
ahhh! Well, no worries there ..currently no freerangin widows loose in my room ...but my entire floor IS covered with 2 inches of sand though. ...
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ftorres
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Hello ALl,
Hey Steven, can I bring my sicarious too????????
francisco
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Steven
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| ftorres wrote: | Hello ALl,
Hey Steven, can I bring my sicarious too????????
francisco |
Yep ..it will be a beach party.
Seriously though...are you keeping Sicarius? ...how many do you have?
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balam
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I shall be there, with some beer (yeah, yeah it's beer but I like it), and I can supply you with an endless amount of ductape, a party is not a party without ductape 
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Herpetologyfrk
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Sounds fun. I'll try to be there
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ftorres
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Hello Steven,
Beach PArty????? Cool!!!!!
I am currently keeping 2 specimens, might be females as they are big in size.
francisco
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~Abyss~
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Make it a weekend PLEASE!!!!. And i'll make it there Rain or shine. Don't have a car yet (been getting around all right without one) but I can bus it to steven's place if I have too.
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TheJackal
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| ~Abyss~ wrote: | | Make it a weekend PLEASE!!!!. And i'll make it there Rain or shine. Don't have a car yet (been getting around all right without one) but I can bus it to steven's place if I have too. |
that is some serious inspirational dedication there man
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GOMER113
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Count me in... just hoping it doesn't fall on the same day as a UFC event.
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rosenkrieger
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Is there a date for this yet?
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cacoseraph
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my schedule is pretty wide open.
... one of the advantages of unemployment 
i do have stuff to do this tues and wed, but considering they will be passed before most of you read it, somewhat of a non-issue
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Steven
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| ~Abyss~ wrote: | | Make it a weekend PLEASE!!!!. And i'll make it there Rain or shine. Don't have a car yet (been getting around all right without one) but I can bus it to steven's place if I have too. |
We'll find a way to get ya there dude and im sure we'll be able to get someone to go a bit outa their way to get you back home. ...theres always someone en route or however ya say it.
Ok... a bit about the silly stuff...
This is a party...not unlike our reg bbqs, but a bit more towards debauchery. So.. pets and kids... I wont say not to bring them, but please keep above in mind AND also, my house/yard/pool is all being messed with and theres tons of stone to trip on, an empty fairly deep pool, etc ..plus some smarts in the dogs nose cactus. I will try and tidy up a bit ...plenty space and comfy but maybe a little bit dangerous for pets n'kids ...not really, but yeah sorta ...you know what I mean. Not a big factor, but just throwing it out there.
Slightly underage drinking: You all know and understand what I need to say. So...I shouldnt need to say it.
Underage drinking: Officially NOT allowed. Unofficially I better not know about it and if its my booze and/or if it may look like I am responsible in any way, ill be pissed-off and keys will be melted down for scrap metal.
Severely underaged drinking: See above paragraph regarding pets n'kids.
Females in their early to mid 20s drinking severely: Not only will this be encouraged, but also rewarded.
Average aged scabies member drinking: Anyone that needs to hang late before driving or just crashola on the couch... you'll be issued an eviction notice if you have not evacuated the premises within 24 hours.
Over aged drinkers: Over aged drinkers will not be allowed to drive underage drinkers home.
Over zealous drinkers: Drinkers that are getting out of hand will be offered a cocktail of which they will be told is crazy strong & super tasty. It will contain a well dissolved roofie. Over zealous asshole drinkers will be issued the same treatment plus they will wake up the next day in some cold, dry, fairly inconvenient place.
Under aged Scotch: I will except bottles of young Scotch as long as the price for the bottle seems fairly high considering how young the bottle in question in fact is.
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Is there a date for this yet? |
Right now... the 4th (sat after the next) is my ideal date.
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rosenkrieger
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The 4th works. I already requested the day off to go to Herpfrk's house anyway. ::lol::
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balam
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Ya misshhd habf-bitual druhnks yoo pffffff
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Herpetologyfrk
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Address? We'll be there =]
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rosenkrieger
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And a general time would be helpful as well.
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Steven
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Ok official info will be announced in the official "its actually on!" party announcement thread..hopefully posted soon. Important parties first must approve of the date.
Im in Eagle Rock (Los Angeles proper but smack in the middle between Glendale and Pasadena)
Time?
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AGTrauger
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Pretty sure I can make it on the 4th
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cacoseraph
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the 4th should work for me
i've penciled the party into my brain calendar...
and *sniff* it means a lot to see all this. thanks, Steven
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balam
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You better make a mental note of it now, 'cause we can't guarantee you will remember it later
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Steven
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Cool then... so far seems to be a good party in the making.
BTW...I am NOT to be responsible for entertainment ...so bring hot dates, hot bugs, etc. I do have a bunch of movies and decent size TV ...lotsa cartoons, sci-fi etc ...if you need to distract someone in such a way.
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AGTrauger
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Aww I thought you'd be supplying multiple hookers for Andrew's enjoyment with his castoffs going to the rest of us  Some host U are 
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ogershok
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One good sturdy Slovenian Hooker would be enough for everybody.
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Steven
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| ogershok wrote: | | One good sturdy Slovenian Hooker would be enough for everybody. |
seriously avoiding the snot on my keyboard as i type this ...::lol:: No..not really that funny, but i know exactly what you mean. edit: ...
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BamBaboons
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... 18 is considered underage huh? poo...
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What
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I will definitely try to be there. Been a bit preoccupied with other stuffs, but this is worth the effort.
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ogershok
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| What wrote: | | I will definitely try to be there. Been a bit preoccupied with other stuffs, but this is worth the effort. |
Sure, now that he knows about the Slovenian hooker.
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WBurke17
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| BamBaboons wrote: | | ... 18 is considered underage huh? poo... |
Yes and no!!!!!
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ogershok
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| BamBaboons wrote: | | ... 18 is considered underage huh? poo... |
Alcohol can be an effective treatment for many ills. Maybe is actually IS lupus.
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BamBaboons
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if it is lupus, can I snag a rum & coke ? ::lol:: jk jk. Rules of the host must be followed.
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What
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| ogershok wrote: | | What wrote: | | I will definitely try to be there. Been a bit preoccupied with other stuffs, but this is worth the effort. |
Sure, now that he knows about the Slovenian hooker. |
Whoa, there is gonna be a hooker? And here I was just going to come because there was mention of Sicarius...
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Steven
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| What wrote: | | ogershok wrote: | | What wrote: | | I will definitely try to be there. Been a bit preoccupied with other stuffs, but this is worth the effort. |
Sure, now that he knows about the Slovenian hooker. |
Whoa, there is gonna be a hooker? And here I was just going to come because there was mention of Sicarius... |
Screw the Sicarius, handle the hooker. 
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balam
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| Steven wrote: |
Screw the Sicarius, handle the hooker. |
You've got it all backwards man. Screw the hooker and handle the Sicarius... I guess you could also say it the other way, but I like mine better
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TheJackal
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| balam wrote: | | Steven wrote: |
Screw the Sicarius, handle the hooker. |
You've got it all backwards man. Screw the hooker and handle the Sicarius... I guess you could also say it the other way, but I like mine better |
OR get a hooker to screw the Sicarius! Now we're talkin party!
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Steven
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bout the "s"n' the "h" ...but also about priorities. Kevin sometimes needs to straighten his priorities out. I like to help people that way.
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edit: Ok ...lets get off the hook subject and back onto murder or something ..or the party. This sorta talk could make scabies look bad... underage drinking, prostitutes, Ogershok all scotched up running 'round half naked. Its like...what they say about us is all true. ATS doesnt seem to have these issues ...anyway...  ..
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TheJackal
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| BamBaboons wrote: | | ... 18 is considered underage huh? poo... |
Yeah I think we'd be on the outs for this one
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ogershok
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You're right. We were bad. We could ask the mod to delete that stuff and be better neighbors for it. Mea culpa.
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Steven
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This is gonna be a great party ...maybe one for the books ...but you all just wait 'til we have the "Nessy Returns! Monster Bash" party! emm?!? The pool WILL be filled, heated via 9 hot blooded speedo clad hunks ...they're already booked for the event.
Now..you may say...but thats just disgusting, but I say thats what friends are for man ..thats what its all about.
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ogershok
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Please tell me you're not jumping out of a cake?
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ftorres
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| Quote: | | edit: This sorta talk could make scabies look bad... underage drinking, prostitutes, Ogershok all scotched up running 'round half naked. |
And all of these while we try not to step on the Sicarious that will be on the loose.
francisco
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~Abyss~
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awesome the 4th it is. Gotta clear my plans for this.
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BamBaboons
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k we can fail together. or watch every one else get drunk and laugh out butts off XD
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Steven
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| ogershok wrote: | | Please tell me you're not jumping out of a cake? |
No.. whatever... but that gives me an idea for this party though!
Get this! ...how bout a hot burning man type o' chick jumping out of a huge vat full of millipedes!?!
We need someone young n'spunky and willing to deal with all those pedes of course ...someone just slightly gullible (free spirited ) to work for booze (or because of booze) ...someone available.
... we'd need a butt load of pedes though.. oh hum.. whatever. Looked good in my head anyway. 
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TheJackal
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| BamBaboons wrote: | | k we can fail together. or watch every one else get drunk and laugh out butts off XD |
well its better than a solo fail! Someone is bound to get bit by something! That should be plenty of entertainment!
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cacoseraph
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we are SO morally bankrupt!
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AGTrauger
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That's what makes us so awesome
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cacoseraph
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(((in his beast butthead of beavis & butthead)))
oh yeah
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WBurke17
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call me Kornholio
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ftorres
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Hello All,
Steven, Todd gerhart is selling a few thousand (6,000)Chicobolus spinigerus at a good price, should we contact him??????
I could use a few.
francisco
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Steven
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| ftorres wrote: | Hello All,
Steven, Todd gerhart is selling a few thousand (6,000)Chicobolus spinigerus at a good price, should we contact him??????
I could use a few.
francisco |
::lol::... I got a Toddmail regarding those pedes ...gonna take a few years for whatever area they collected from to recover ...lots of pedes they lifted.
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BamBaboons
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omg fill a tub with them and ill wear a bikini and sit in em! thats a LOT of pedes.
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rosenkrieger
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Hun, don't tempt them.... or me... ::lol::
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Steven
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hey.. id be greatly disappointed if no one made a good attempt to contact a few of our long term members that have not been around as much lately. Scott and DavidRS are two that come to mind right off the bat ...how bout Thrill? ...who else?
I tried Davids #, but got an unconfirmed answer machine ...not sure if its still his #. Can someone thats more in contact with him give him notice of the party? Scott too. ...and keep going down that old time member list ...please. Thanks!!
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WBurke17
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scotts pm box is full on A/B and I dont have a # for him....
Trwill I'll have to see if his # is still good..
Have doubts that RS will show.
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WBurke17
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Steven, just got off the phone with Twirl and I gave him you Phone # . he said he'll give you a buzz and get your addy. hes computerless at the moment
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Steven
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| WBurke17 wrote: | | Steven, just got off the phone with Twirl and I gave him you Phone # . he said he'll give you a buzz and get your addy. hes computerless at the moment |
haha... least ya knew who I was talkin about ...Thrill is actually shorthand for twirl and kill.
Ok! cool ...he always brings a good lookin date..
Would ya think it possible to force David over here if..lets say..we utilize the black, windowless van and stunguns ..to pick him up? I would enjoy doing that very much ...and eventually he'd wake up... anyway, be nice to see him there.
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Steven
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| BamBaboons wrote: | | omg fill a tub with them and ill wear a bikini and sit in em! thats a LOT of pedes. |
Girl, Id say "GET OUT OF MY HEAD!" ..if it wasnt sooo darned obvious that I had you in mind when scheming up this little pede and pony show.
Went to bed last night thinkin about it and sure enough it entered my dreams. Very vivid visions and at first really sexy. The millipedes were just primo..fat, healthy and colorful. All you had on was the pedes ...covered with em head to toe! I remember thinkin in me dream.. how you had a look on your face that told me you really found yourself ...like ..this is what you were MEANT to do. I also remember thinkin how good you looked covered in invertebrate and how much I'd really love to see you covered with vinegaroons.
Anyway.. in the dream Andrew was there. He was dressed only in a big adult diaper and someone gave him a bunch of collection cups. He was snatching up millipedes left and right like a little thief in a candy store. Even though it was a dream, I felt a REAL warmth in my heart ..deep down.. but, at that point i KNEW it had to be a dream, 'cause Ive never seen Andrew that happy before...oh..and the fact that theres a chick in a small children's swimmin' pool covered only with millipedes AND the fact that scabies members made a huge group purchase from Todd Gearheart. Just a crazy dream but sometimes dreams can feel so damn real!
Course, my dreams always seem to start off fine then turn on me in a bad way. Its exciting at first, cause I think im going to end up with the millipedes, but I never end up with the millipedes. So.. anyway...after the part where Andrew is in the diaper pulling pedes off the girl in the pool ...things all of a sudden changed and it was ME in the swimming pool covered completely with pedes but they were no longer millipedes but big, full grown S. alternans! ..really the only pede I hate... i just cant stand em..nasty. I tried to yell out to Andrew "quick! bring the collection cups...we're gonna be rich!" but I couldnt get a word out cause my throat and entire body was bloated like a rotting corpse and the pedes were feeding on me, tearing away my flesh. I woke up screaming .."Kinky!"
So, anywho ...sorry bout the ramble... just thought Id share a little smidgen of how my mind works.
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~Abyss~
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I got scotts number. I think.
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cacoseraph
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now i know *i'm* going ot have knightmares
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Steven
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| ~Abyss~ wrote: | | I got scotts number. I think. |
Nice! Hope its his still
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rosenkrieger
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wow, steven.... just.... wow. ::lol::
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ogershok
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OK, everybody who hasn't had that same fantasy raise their hand. What . . . just me again? Dang.
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ftorres
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| rosenkrieger wrote: | | wow, steven.... just.... wow. :: |
I agree WOW Steven wow!!!!!!!
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ftorres
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Hello ALl,
Steven, David's doughter was visiting the forum two nights ago.
I PM her inquiring about her dad and I got no answer.
I got tired of trying to contact Dave, and I did not get any answer.
Does anyone have his address????
francisco
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BamBaboons
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OMG bring on that kiddy pool!!!!!!!!!!!
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Steven
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| rosenkrieger wrote: | | wow, steven.... just.... wow. :: |
Thats what she said last night! 
Gonna haveta start the official announcement thread ..soon. ...any opinions regarding time? I dont mind things starting earlier (daylight) ...late afternoon or whatever ...or we can call it party proper and say 8 and later ???
Front rooms pretty much empty ..hardwood floor...no furniture...would be good for bug fun/trade/whatnot. May have to bug proof a few holes though.
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cacoseraph
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well... my car is doing fine but i will not have car ins then :/
do you know if there is a metrorail/train station by you, senor esteban?
i am getting excited, this is going to be fun
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TheJackal
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yeah I dont care if I have to walk there, this sounds too great to miss!
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Steven
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| cacoseraph wrote: | well... my car is doing fine but i will not have car ins then :/
do you know if there is a metrorail/train station by you, senor esteban?
i am getting excited, this is going to be fun |
If you cant hitch a ride, Ill drive down there ...no biggie. Infact, if the official start time is late enough, I may go down to Tustin and work on the building im dealing with ...assuming ill be overwhelmed with that project next week..blah ..anyway..then Ill come up yer way ...OR ill wont do that(i hate working) and just enjoy a little rock hunt in our fav area there and pick ya up.
BUT ... I gotta believe theres someone coming from your direction??
edit: | Quote: | | OMG bring on that kiddy pool!!!!!!!!!!! |
You go girl ...but understand this ..You're not the first girl Ive confessed my desire to see her covered in vinegaroons ..and you wont be the last. So dont be lettin this go to your head ...using this stuff against your man tonight or something. You think you'll be able to handle the pressure, the objectification, the vile millipede excretions? ..guess what?.. thats what they all think. Stardom is fleeting and the fall is HARD baby ..Dont be calling me up begging for a better gig all haggard out from the endless bug gigs youve been doing day after day. Those guys at ATS were a bit rough eh? Well, you wanted this ..you just remember that.
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balam
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Holy crap Steven, I had a slight idea of the kind of twisted being you were but WOW.
How come I wasn't in your dream pffffft to you my friend, pfffft to you.
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WBurke17
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What area are you in now Andrew? still off Day creek?
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balam
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Andrew, where are you coming from?
We can try to figure who can pick who up in order for everyone to make it there. One thing though, if I have Warren in my car, well that takes the back seats, so just one seat left in the front. ha ha.
But really, I'm in San Gabriel and since I'm right off the 10 I can get tto the 710 and 5 easily, as well as the 605, 91 and 57 thought I'm not a Taxi I don't mind helping a fellow SCABIE in need.
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cacoseraph
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i'm actually one free way exit away from where i used to live before =P
Milliken & 210
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GOMER113
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So far I'm planning on attending and if anyone needs a ride and they're on the way, or not too far out of the way, from Santa Ana, let me know.
I'm also planning on bringing some Karl Strauss beer once again. For those of you that liked the Scottish Ale, it may not be available after March. Sorry.
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balam
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| GOMER113 wrote: |
I'm also planning on bringing some Karl Strauss beer once again. For those of you that liked the Scottish Ale, it may not be available after March. Sorry. |
You rRock man ... and NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I better stock up on that. It was good
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Steven
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I tried to yell out to Andrew "quick! bring the collection cups!...er..yeesh..and the antihistamine! ...we are gonna be rich!"
I hope ya guys all bring some big arse bugs ...bugs for sale...whatever. Probably going to be at least a few cool non-bug kinda people ...they'll be freakily entertained...plus I know u guys...you'll be bored in an hour without a bunch of bugs around.
Party needs list (unofficial): Lets get this started here...
1. Small plastic kiddie pool...pink would be nice, but whatever.
2. Tons of millipedes.
3. Food (i have a weber knock-off... works fine plus I think i might dig a fire pit ...Ill do it for sure if someone plans to bring a nicely prepped wild boar or something. )
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BamBaboons
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| Quote: |
edit: | Quote: | | OMG bring on that kiddy pool!!!!!!!!!!! |
:::: You go girl ...but understand this ..You're not the first girl Ive confessed my desire to see her covered in vinegaroons ..and you wont be the last. So dont be lettin this go to your head ...using this stuff against your man tonight or something. You think you'll be able to handle the pressure, the objectification, the vile millipede excretions? ..guess what?.. thats what they all think. Stardom is fleeting and the fall is HARD baby :::: ..Dont be calling me up begging for a better gig all haggard out from the endless bug gigs youve been doing day after day. Those guys at ATS were a bit rough eh? Well, you wanted this ..you just remember that. |
You underestimate me friend... sad day.
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ogershok
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| GOMER113 wrote: | | For those of you that liked the Scottish Ale, it may not be available after March. Sorry. |
Dang. That was my favorite too. (sniff ... sob ...)
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noexcuse4you
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I'm goin! Is it cool if I bring a sleeping bag and crash on your floor if need be?
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GOMER113
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| ogershok wrote: | | GOMER113 wrote: | | For those of you that liked the Scottish Ale, it may not be available after March. Sorry. |
Dang. That was my favorite too. (sniff ... sob ...) |
Yeah, same here. Next month's featured beer is a double IPA. There's also a seasonal release that's out right now called "Saison". I'll probably bring one or the other. Or both.
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Steven
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| noexcuse4you wrote: | | I'm goin! Is it cool if I bring a sleeping bag and crash on your floor if need be? |
Yes and no ...i say it that way only to discourage thoughts of the 1st Annual Hung-over SCABIES Slumberland Party Fest ...i do so much want it to see it FINALLY happen, but not at my house...at least not this time !
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Steven
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Correction: I was just informed that it would actually be the 9th Annual Hung-over SCABIES Slumberland Party Fest and the reason I had no clue regarding this fact is that I was never invited to one.  Well, whatever..ok.. anyway, yeah...if you need to crash ..ive already said it.
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~Abyss~
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| Steven wrote: | | ~Abyss~ wrote: | | I got scotts number. I think. |
Nice! Hope its his still |
I let the girl that sleeps on my bed use my phone this week so I havent checked but I can call tommorowish.
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~Abyss~
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| Steven wrote: | | ~Abyss~ wrote: | | I got scotts number. I think. |
Nice! Hope its his still |
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Steven
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Hope ya can get a hold of that bastard.
_________
David ...Scotch request(s)?
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ogershok
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I'll trust your good taste, but I'll be drinking lightly.
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